I love the Apple Switch campaign as much as the next Mac guy, but I dare anyone to prove that Ellen Feiss is not completely baked in this commercial. Look at those eyes!
You're on a little bit of an "Ellen" jag, aren't you?
she looks like pervis ellison, only white and female... and with a more low-key hairstyle.
She's never nervous.
What do you mean - "baked?"
ellen feiss is a babe forever...yay for her stoned ass!
check out my trippy ellen feiss song at http://energize.tc/ellen/
Joshua Benton is the director of the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University, among other things. Before that, he was a staff writer and columnist for The Dallas Morning News. (More.)
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