Here’s my column from today’s paper. Not my finest work, I think, but some folks liked it. The opener: “I’d like to apologize in advance for the quality of this column. I just ask that you keep in mind that I have the writing ability of a below-average 15-year-old.”

Also, for the first time in Dallas, my name appears in today’s paper in a spot other than the byline.

True story: I was giving a little talk to a third-grade class a few weeks ago. I was supposed to be explaining how a story gets put together and explaining its different parts: the headline, the dateline, the byline, etc.

Anyway, the kids were all supposed to be finding each of these elements in a story in the paper. I was wandering around the class and stopped at one little girl’s desk. “Okay, in this story, show me the dateline,” I said. She pointed to the byline (“By John Doe”).

“Are you sure?” I asked. “I think that’s the byline.”

“No, that’s the dateline,” she replied. “It has the writer’s name so someone can ask him out on a date if they want to.”

Kids, they say the darnedest things!

07 March 2005

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