Signs you might be eating too high a percentage of your breakfasts at McDonald’s: When the woman at the drive-thru notices you’ve bought a new car and gives you a high five.
What did you get (the car, not for breakfast)?
A red Mazda 3 sedan.
confession: this sort of thing happens to me ALL THE TIME. once i was at a play and an usher came up to me at intermission to announce to my friends "this girl eats at wendy's like every day!"
ps have you tried the mcgriddles?
Hahahahaha!
Sweet! Mazda owners of the world, unite! *flashes Mazda gang sign*
Joshua Benton is the director of the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University, among other things. Before that, he was a staff writer and columnist for The Dallas Morning News. (More.)
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