Also, happy birthday to me. Thirty-three.
I dearly hope you enjoy the fruits of the anniversary of your debut upon this great and sloppy mudball. (Because Erica already nabbed "Happy Birthday".)
Happy birthday. Be careful, you're now at the Jesus age, where not only Jesus, but Belushi and Chris Farley snuffed it.
Joshua Benton is the director of the Nieman Journalism Lab at Harvard University, among other things. Before that, he was a staff writer and columnist for The Dallas Morning News. (More.)
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