Until I lay out the bucks for a scanner and/or digital camera, my situation is as it has been for several years: no acceptable photos of me exist in digital format. Hate to break your heart like that.
As a stopgap measure, for your viewing pleasure, I present an angry
UPDATE: I received the following missive on 1/19/02:
Subject: crabwalk.com rodent
Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 01:05:56 -0500
Hi there. I stumbled across your site in my wanderings, and it's quite nice. But of course, i've only written to be critical, because that's the kind of person I am. Sad to say, the charming little nose that decorates your site is not from a rodent, but from a weasel. Note the tiny little front teeth and pointy incisors - it's predator all the way! And I only write because, as the owner of three ferrets, I am a freak...I mean, I try to be helpful...:) It may, however, be angry - I really can't say. When mine are angry, they steal my wallet.
I stand happily corrected.